McSweeney’s List (11 February 2026)
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINATION
A lot of my philosophical leanings are mutable. Some thoughts have gone through phases, one belief system replaced by the next, and some change day by day. Reincarnation? Maybe; depends if we're talking faith or scientific odds, framing or facts. Even facts get tricky though, because there are exceptions to every rule and inexplicable things happen every day. (My favorite modern case of possible reincarnation is that of James Leininger, who at two years old started to have nightmares about a plane crash. He provided names of aircrafts, locations, and the names of those on the plane with him when he was shot down in war.)
The eternal struggle between Good and Evil? Well, is that a struggle, or a cycle? Is there actually Good and Evil, or is the whole thing a ball of neutral chaos on a spectrum? Maybe we created Evil the same way we created the Devil: because we were unable to see that if God is everything, he's death and suffering, and all forms of change and transformation too.
Is God real? I prefer to live as though God is. I perceive God as too big a concept for us silly humans, and too big to be contained by any single book. As a result, we created stories and images that capture only a particle of the Bigness, leaving us blind folks to dispute which part is real when if anything, it's all the perceptions combined, plus more we can't even grasp. On the other hand, I have a working theory that we are in fact the microbiome of a bigger creature. This is, frankly, as solid a theory as any of the other myriad possibilities as we grasp at straws for answers we are incapable of discovering.
When someone dear to me was recently lamenting a tragic loss, and how it had changed the trajectory of those close to it, I interjected before thinking, and said that it had happened as it was supposed to.
“It wasn't supposed to happen,” he said.
“But it did happen,” I countered. “So, it was supposed to.”
Now, before we get into the theory of predeterminism, allow me, with humility, to offer an excuse for my mouth. There's a phenomenon called Confabulation, driven by what neuroscientist Michael Gazzaniga dubbed "The Left-Brain Interpreter.” There are fascinating examples of this, but the short answer is, the brain prefers coherence over truth whenever the truth doesn't make sense, or when we simply don't have the whole story. If you've ever caught yourself trying to explain something before you even have a grasp on the “why”, you've seen this in action. In the late 1970’s, Gazzaniga along with Joseph LeDoux performed the "Chicken Claw and Snow Scene" study, where they showed two different images to each side of a patient's brain. Each hemisphere got half the story, so to speak. One side was told to stand up, and the patient did. When asked why they stood, they didn't say I don't know, they said they were thirsty, and going to get a drink. The patient created a coherent story, proving that's what the left hemisphere of our brain does as a matter of course. (I'm of course not doing it justice here, because what the hell do I know; this is the super dumbed down version.)
Predeterminism is a really great explanation for things; things we don't understand, things we don't like, and even joyful, seemingly improbable things. When we run into an old dear friend somewhere completely random, it can feel fated. When you search for love and finally find it, it makes sense of the weird journey it took to get there. Same with success; getting the gig of your dreams feels destined once you’re there, sorting all the time, effort, and sleepless nights wondering if you should give up and join the corporate circus into a plot arc, giving it all meaning.
But applied to the future, predeterminism loses its lustre. Sure, it conjures strands of Que Sera, Sera, and reminds us that the future will sort itself as needed, but it also steals our control. If it's all fate, then why try? Just sit and wait. As anyone inclined to sit and wait can tell you in hindsight, nothing happens when you choose that path. Which makes sense, as you've removed the necessary ingredient of action. See, if fate does exist, I believe it meets us where we are. It takes into account what path we're journeying on, and tosses us clues that we're not alone, instead travelling with a cosmic force alongside us, whispering to keep going, even when the odds look dismal. Fate is the force that provides for unlikely shortcuts, connections, and bonuses as we’re making our way to our goals. But you have to be already consistently en route to encounter any of those.
I don't know where I got this concept (probably a meme), but there's a framing technique that says to act like the past was fate, while the present and future are within your control. For the record, Gemini couldn't exactly source this either, except to point out similar frameworks in Stoicism. I love this point of view because I'm a fan of concentrating on the cards you have in hand; maybe you chose them, maybe you didn't, but these are the cards in your hand, and you must play from here. And to believe that everything happened on purpose to get you to exactly here so you can play these cards to reach your highest self -- well, that’s beautiful, and empowering. It gives everything coherence while allowing for countless possibilities about what lies ahead.
It's fair to say that I should try to bite my tongue for at least a pause before my left “Because Brain” starts trying to justify the tragedies of others. (I felt pretty insensitive for slapping what sounds like simplification over the heart wound of another as if a bandaid could heal a gaping hole.) It's also fair to say that as philosophies go, this is one of my favorites, and you, Dear Reader, would be wise to take it for at least a test drive.
Imagine that everything -- everything -- you've encountered to this point has been a carefully crafted story; the intricacies and the idiosyncrasies, the highs and the lows. Everything has done its all to bring you to the here and now. And now, the book is Choose Your Own Adventure, and instead of just a couple of mediocre options, you have infinite choices on how to proceed, and where you can reach. Imagine that you are the star of a plotline that couldn't exist without you; couldn't exist without even the parts of yourself that make you uncomfortable. Now consider the incredible way your character has navigated these tribulations and joys; the way they have fortified you, fed you, taught you, built you into the You that stares back from the mirror today. From here, Dear Reader, you get to plot your next steps; start the next chapter, choose your new destination, become someone entirely new. What will you do?
The world is holding its breath, waiting on the glory and impact of your next move, and personally, I can't wait to see it.
GETTIN’ LITTY WITH IT
At Chimera, guests get a chance to read their own works of poetry and/or fiction to a supportive and encouraging audience.
Everyone is welcome. No reservations or tickets.
Sign up the night of the event to read or just come to support!
5 minute time limit.
Hosted by Mel of Phoenix Curiosities at NDG's Phoenix Books.
WHAT: Chimera Open Mic
WHERE: Phoenix Books, 5928 Sherbrooke St. W., Montreal, H4A 1X7
WHEN: Thursday, February 12 @ 7 PM
METRO: Vendôme (Orange)
DETAILS: Facebook
VALENTINE’S EVE EVE
Nothing says romance like laughter, and this Valentine’s season, we’re serving up both. Join us at the beloved Pasta Cassareccia for an unforgettable night of comedy, comfort food, and cozy vibes.
Whether you're planning a date night, celebrating with friends, or just looking to treat yourself, this show brings together great food, great company, and great comedians in one intimate setting.
Hosted by the hilarious Sarah Warren, the night features three powerhouse performers: Troy Stark, Chris Venditto, and Lou Laurence!
Expect sharp wit, big laughs, and the kind of energy that makes a night truly memorable.
General Admission: $40
Date Night Special: 2 for $60 Includes an appetizer.
This isn’t just a comedy show, it’s a full experience. A warm, intimate restaurant. A lineup of top-tier comedians. Delicious food. A room full of awesome people.
It’s shaping up to be one of the best nights of the year.
WHAT: A Valentine's Comedy Show at Pasta Cassarecci
WHERE: Pasta Cassarecci, 5849 Sherbrooke St. W., Montreal, H4A 1X4
WHEN: Thursday, February 12, Dinner @ 630 PM, Show @ 8 PM
METRO: Vendôme (Orange)
TICKETS: Eventbrite
TIME FLIES
This time, we’re switching things up with a Comedy Night you won’t want to miss.
Vance Michel is a Montreal-born, American-raised comedian now based in Montreal, where he co-hosts the World’s Smallest Comedy Night. A seasoned performer, Vance has appeared on the Nubian Show presented by Kenny Robinson in Toronto, as well as Kill Tony, and JFL / Zoofest.
Beyond the stage, Vance is also the host of the motivational podcast Coffee Tawlk with Vito Blaze, where he delivers daily words of inspiration and passion. The podcast is available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
Expect sharp humor, honest storytelling, and an intimate comedy experience in the unique setting of the Montreal Art Center Café.
Admission: $10
(Added directly to your bill at your seat)
Food and refreshments available throughout the evening
Join us for a night of laughter, connection, and great atmosphere in an intimate cultural space.
WHAT: Vance Michel ‘Bout To Do Time (Live Music & Stand-up Comedy)
WHERE: Montreal Art Center & Museum, 1844 William St., Montreal, H3J 1R5
WHEN: Friday, February 13, Doors @ 7 PM, Live sets @ 8 PM, 930 PM & 11 PM
METRO: Georges-Vanier (Orange)
RSVP: MontrealArtCenter
LIT MIC
Read your poetry and prose at the Accent literary open mic, or just listen and enjoy!
Sign up for the open mic at the door.
WHAT: Accent Vol. 131: "Anti-Valentines” an Encore Poetry Project Takeover!
WHERE: Bar Le Record, 7622 St. Hubert St., Montreal, H2R 2N6
WHEN: Sunday, February 15 @ 8 PM
METRO: Jean-Talon (Orange)
DETAILS: Facebook
KINGS REIGN
Get ready for a night of KINGS TAKEOVER as Drag & Délire returns for its 5th edition — and this one is truly special.
Not only is it a full Drag King showcase, it’s also Delam in Drag’s final performance in Montreal. This edition doubles as a farewell, a celebration, and a chance to send them off with the loudest, most loving crowd possible. Let’s pack the room and make this night unforgettable.
The show is bilingual (French and English) to make it accessible for everyone!
Café La Ligne Verte offers food, alcoholic drinks, and non‑alcoholic beverages, so come hungry, thirsty, and ready to cheer for exceptional Montreal talent.
Featuring Purèle, Delam in Drag, Teddy Boop, Dill Spickle, Lau D’Arta, Claude DePussy, Estelle Valette, and Angeline.
$10 or Pay What You Can — cash or card accepted at the door.
All proceeds go directly toward paying the artists. Tipping is not mandatory but highly encouraged.
WHAT: Drag & Délire - Drag King Special Edition & Farewell Show
WHERE: Café La Ligne Verte, 2531 Ontario St. E., Montreal, H2K 1W5
WHEN: Tuesday, February 17 @ 8 PM
METRO: Frontenac (Green)
DETAILS: Facebook
World’s Smallest Comedy Night has so many cool things happening, so here are their events this week in order!
What Do You Know? Like, Seriously…
Tonight! Come to Hurley's for Trivia Night, and get bonus laughter! Enjoy delicious pub fare, and get ready to show off your trivia skills. Grab your team, and enjoy this night of comedy, friendly competition, and great company!
This edition is hosted by Vance Michel.
WHAT: Trivia Night at Hurley's
WHERE: Hurley's Irish Pub, 1225 Crescent St., Montreal, H3G 2B1
WHEN: Every Wednesday @ 8 PM
METRO: Lucien l'Allier (Orange) & Guy-Concordia (Green)
RSVP: Eventbrite
Classic Coke
Beat the Monday Blues with WSC’s OG offering, The World's Smallest Comedy Night!
Enjoy a showcase of the best comedians in the city, hot up-and-comers, national and international touring comics, and surprises!
Hosted by Vance Michel.
WHAT: World's Smallest Comedy Night
WHERE: Hurley's Irish Pub, 1225 Crescent St., Montreal, H3G 2B1
WHEN: Every Monday, Doors @ 7 PM, Show @ 8 PM
METRO: Lucien l'Allier (Orange) & Guy-Concordia (Green)
TICKETS: Eventbrite
Dirty Monday
The Monday Night Dirty Mic is the place to be! Hosted by Vance Michel, every show is an unpredictable and unique experience as a hilarious collection of comedians from newbs to pros take the stage. See the best before anyone else, and catch seasoned locals doing their freshest funnies!
Comics: show-up, sign-up
WHAT: Monday Night Dirty Mic
WHERE: Hurley's Irish Pub, 1225 Crescent St., Montreal, H3G 2B1
WHEN: Every Monday, Sign-up @ 10 PM, Show @ 1030 PM
METRO: Lucien l'Allier (Orange) & Guy-Concordia (Green)
DETAILS: Facebook
